My Busy Life

I'm very spirited this early month for my new post as a tutor in a private college. However, Haihhh! it's not like what i imagined.
I think my old office is better than this one, at least I am being allocated my own pc there. Here! huh, if I need to do my work, I need to share with other senior staffs. Not a chance, because, they will sit there for whole day long. My final choice is to use pc in the library which only have 256mb ram and will have 'slow motion' if somebody buzz me on my messenger. huhuhuhu!

My other observation for the library:-
-6-7 book shelves,
-poor lighting,
-has malay comic 'Apo'
-has 'Mingguan Wanita', 'Anis', 'Dara', 'Football Magazines' and other tabloids which i think won't benefit the students here.

Of course! there must be nice thing in the library here too:
-the painting on the ceiling is very nice (will put here some other time)
-some good magazines like National Geographic, PC, etc.
and the librarian also nice.

I have been assigned a committee here, timetable committee and we are very busy this week , had meeting till late at night without OT being paid.

Hmmm. till here first. will update again later.

Teka Teki (Riddle) !

I get this from my new colleague:

1. Apakah binatang yang boleh bertelur dan beranak?
-siput babi, siput bertelur, babi beranak

2. Apa yang semut bisik di telinga gajah sehingga gajah tersebut pengsan?
-Sebab semut bisik " I mengandungkan anak u"

3. Kenapa susuk badan Superman nampak?
-Siapa suruh suka sangat pakai baju saiz "S"

4. Seorang pemburu sedang memburu di dalam hutan. Terdapat seekor monyet sedang mengorek lubang hidung di atas pokok dan seekor pelanduk berada di bawah pokok tersebut sedang memakan buah. Pemburu tersebut mengacukan senapang ke arah pelanduk tersebut dan terus menembak. Tembakan tersebut tidak mengena pelanduk tersebut, dan monyet tersebut pula yang berdarah. Kenapa?
- Monyet tu terkejur apabila terdengar bunyi tembakan lalu tercucuk hidung nya. Sebab tu berdarah.

5. Air apa yang berani?
- air terjun - sebab berani terjun

6. Kenapa apabila manusia melihat hantu, hantu itu songsang?
- tak ingat jwpn